I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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