Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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