Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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