Cold hands, warm shart.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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