how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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