Ambien. No doubt about it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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