Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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