Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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