that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
