Non-Jews are for practice
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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