I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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