Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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