Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just pee around me
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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