Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
