You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The ass gains better be worth it
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