is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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