so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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