am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
