Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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