Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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