I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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