My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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