do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
that is very illegal...i love you.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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