Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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