Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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