you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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