Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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