It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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