what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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