we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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