You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Do plants get herpes?
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