It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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