We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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