What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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