so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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