i just google imaged poop.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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