I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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