when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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