I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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