Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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