No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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