i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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