I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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