So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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