then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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