Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I need a beard to bite.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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