So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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