You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
only if we run a train.
done.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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