I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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