we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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