why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
there is glitter all over my balls
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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