i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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