So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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