But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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